Mutronia.com is where I will be placing all sorts of my creations – from cartoons to music to writings. The name “Mutronia” comes from the fictional universe where my “Mutronix” style songs take place. In the case of this blog, Mutronia’s definition now expands to become the wacky world that is my odd brain.
I write songs as Adam Malamut, but also as different pseudo-artists. Some of these “artists” include:
- Mutronix - Mutronix is the d.j. who creates the id-driven techno jams that drive the club-centric world of Mutronia. Mutronia, a small earth-like planet currently in the year 3040x, is a land where everything is decided at the club. If you’re not a player and you can’t dance, than you’re nobody – you’re as obsolete as the appendix. Its a world where ice-picking (grinding your boner into a girl while dancing) is a vital survival skill. The ultimate player in this world is The Visor Cop, a Robocop look-a-like who mixes killer looks and dance moves with the virtues of justice and respect. Nobody, save maybe Mutronix, pulls more tail than the visor cop. Other notable characters include: Mr. Holligraphico, an ethically questionable illusionist with glowing jizz, and Abeloidia, a young robot left in the forest to sink or swim. For the women of Mutronia, it doesn’t matter if you’re a perfect ten or a skanky slam pig – if you can dance and get the nut, you’ll do fine. The world of Mutronia is a mix of science fiction and club culture. Its all about dancing, fucking and bionics.
- Curtis Freeranger- Once the lead man of the late seventies, early eighties super band, Rangefire, Freeranger is now attempting to resurrect his career after over two decades of absence from the music scene. Curtis Freeranger’s recent solo works reflect on his personal life and the world as he sees it now. Now on his second wife, Diane, Freeranger has an ambiguous number of children and lives a comfortable life in the upper tax bracket. Freeranger is praised by credulous critics who’ve pre-determined that Curtis is a legend, and therefore brilliant by default.
- Kat and Vern – Kat and Vern are a married couple who write duet country/folk music about their love for each other and their mutually shared moral values.
- Davey Waterstone (a.k.a. Crushed Open) - In vein of Dashboard Confessional, Saves the Day, Get Up Kids and other pillars of the “emo” movement, Waterstone has no problem letting you know just how fragile his infinitely adolescent emotions are. Though Waterstone came later to the scene, and derived all of his musical elements from others, he still packs the gymnasium with stupid high-school girls
- Muddy and Beepalot – educational music for KIDZ!
These are just some of the artists you’ll meet in Mutronia. Each provides a distinct, yet derivative voice (this probably includes songs written by me AS me). I hope you’ll enjoy and keep checking back for new tunes…and toons.
Best,
Adam G Malamut
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